Because if you didn't laugh, you'd cry...

15th September 2010

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I don’t remember this magazine. Shouldn’t I have got paid?

I don’t remember this magazine. Shouldn’t I have got paid?

15th September 2010

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Mostly it’s just to remind people I’m still alive. And I can still pull. 

Mostly it’s just to remind people I’m still alive. And I can still pull. 

15th September 2010

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I’ve started dating a flower child called Petals to pass the time. 

I’ve started dating a flower child called Petals to pass the time. 

15th September 2010

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One time I was on the cover of ‘Men’s Health’. It was false advertising. I’m a lawyer now, I should sue them. 

One time I was on the cover of ‘Men’s Health’. It was false advertising. I’m a lawyer now, I should sue them. 

20th February 2010

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I seem to have gotten pregnant with a very spiky baby

I seem to have gotten pregnant with a very spiky baby

18th February 2010

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Sailing has been a pleasure to me in recent years. I follow sports - the Croatian league, Champions League, Davis Cup, Vancouver Games… Books and music are always with me

16th February 2010

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On the upside, the strapping is gone.

On the downside, I’m 479 in the world and I still can’t find a pair of matching compression shorts :/

On the upside, the strapping is gone.

On the downside, I’m 479 in the world and I still can’t find a pair of matching compression shorts :/

5th February 2010

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One time I tried being a swimsuit model but they told me I’d have to have a boob job :(

One time I tried being a swimsuit model but they told me I’d have to have a boob job :(

5th February 2010

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The world looks better from under a safety towel.

The world looks better from under a safety towel.

5th February 2010

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Sometimes I think life would be easier if I were a zombie…

Sometimes I think life would be easier if I were a zombie…